They play them with embarrassing clumsiness.
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“We’re not asked to watch a movie about homosexuals, but a movie about Harrison and Burton playing homosexuals. Especially bad is Burton, who walks around with his head bandaged, like a lobotomized Norma Desmond looking for her closeup. This 1969 museum curio piece features two legendary actors thoroughly embarrassing themselves as gay hairdressers Charlie and Harry, a bickering British couple who try to out-shrill each other.
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